
Thursday, May 01, 2008
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Nip the Vote!

Includes one of each (collectible) design: Arnold, Capitol Hillary and George W plus a FREE pack of ZOOM® AROUND THE ROOM CATNIP!
Yep! This is who you think it is. The cats have voted...and we have listened! Introducing our NEW! Official Political Animals. Their terms are limited, so don't forget to cast your vote (and your cat's) by collecting your favorites! Stuffed with our Famous ZOOM AROUND THE ROOM® HIGH-TEST ORGANIC CATNIP our political figures will make your kitty dizzy with bi-partisan delight!
(Only $17.95 for the set of 3? Oh I must get me a set!!! Click on the title to go to the FatCatInc site!)
Monday, March 17, 2008
Blackie "Nipheart" O'Reilly
I have talked briefly about my ancestor Blackie "Hipheart" O'Reilly who drove the snakes from Ireland and turned a rag tag bunch of feral cats into a force to liberate catnip for all cats.
It was in the Year of our Lord 1314, patriot-cats of Ireland - starving and outnumbered - charged the fields of Carlow. They fought like lions; they fought like Irishcats, and won their catnip.
In honor of St. Patrick's day, I bring to you some of Nipheart's most famous quotes:
It's all for nothing if you don't have catnip!
It's our catnip that make us cats!
There's a difference between us. You think the cats of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those cats with catnip. And I go to make sure that they have it.
I came home to raise catnip, and God willing, a family. If I can live in peace, I will.
What will you do with that catnip?
Now tell me, what does that mean to be noble? Your title gives you claim to the throne of our country, but cats don't follow titles, they follow catnip. Now our felines know you. Noble, and common, they respect you. And if you would just lead them to catnip, they'd follow you. And so would I.
Go back to England and tell them there that Ireland's catnip is yours no more. Tell them Ireland's catnip belongs to Irishcats!
I've lived long enough to enjoy catnip.
Just when we thought all hope was lost, our catnip has arrived.
If we join, we can win. If we win, well then we'll have what none of us has ever had before: catnip.
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
Nip and Non-Nip

I have posted about an alternative to Catnip on my blog today for Myth Monday. Don't miss out on some great non-nip recreation!
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Merry Christmas and Happy 2008!...
... full of CATNIP! Muhahahaha!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsss and good wishes to efurrrrryone.


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