Sunday, February 05, 2006

Hi! My Name is Beau...

My name is Beau and I never thought I had a problem with catnip. Then one day it happened. Mom brought home a catnip filled felt carrot and I sniffed it. My whole body shuttered. It was the good premimum stuff. I was immediately addicted. It started out innocently enough with me just rubbing it on myself. But then I started rolling around and playing with it...for long periods of time. The next thing I know, and I'm ashamed to say this, I had taken to hiding behind my climbing tower to take a hit. I was now an embarassment to myself. It's hard for me to stay sober because my mom enables me by sneaking it into my kibble. What's worse is that I got my cousin Smokey addicted to the catnip carrots. He's a worse niphead than me. He ripped his apart after taking a hit. And it's all my fault. (sobbing) I need to get strong and stay sober to help me AND help cousin Smokey. We shall overcome some day I know!

4 comments:

Edsel/The Pooch said...

Beau, don't cry, do you want me to be your buddy??? we can do this together. let's repeat the 12 Steps together:
1. admit that we have become.....oh gosh, what have we become...i don't remember...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Beau, my man, I'm embarassed too about my behaviour. Sometimes I can't believe the things my family tells me. Someone needs to go over all the 12 steps with us so we can be strong!

George

Beau said...

Edsel-Please be my buddy!!

George-I'm glad I'm not the only one who's embarassed. Since mom helped me create the 12 steps, she can go over them with us.

Boni said...

Beau, Good thing you have a copy of the steps since Edsel can't remember them! You're gonna be ok :) Edsel's a good buddy!